Dogs pass no laws against you and knock not they your daughters
up and do not to Manhattan go with your last two hundred
dollars so, in general,
Dogs are A-OK with me. It’s people should be neutered and kept
off the grass. People
And cats. People—like cats—are mean and always breeding and
make your teeth hurt.
Plus, they’re sneaky—which is a lousy, fucking rotten thing to be.
No dog caught dead would sneaking be
And anyone says otherwise is a bullshit,
Cat-loving liar. A dog can’t
Lie, by the way—and a cat can’t tell the truth and people, at least
the ones I’ve known,
Can’t tell the difference. That’s why I
Live alone—one of the reasons—with
My two dogs, that and because no one
Else will have me.

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